Privacy Policy Statement

This is the web site of Some Big, Faceless Scarey Monster Which Knows Nothing But The Procurement Of Other People's Money, In The Guise Of My Person With Apparent Approval Of Several Governments .


Our postal address is Not Of Any Concern, As the Individuals Using My identity Get My Mail Anyway. The Last Time I heard, It Was Somewhere In Outer Space, Even Though Many Of Those Posturing As Myself Claim Not To Believe In Outer Space.


We can be reached via e-mail at Any Random Email Address Will Probably Send Your Message To The Concerned Parties
or you can reach us by telephone at 1-800-Burgal More Turds

For each visitor to our Web page, our Web server automatically recognizes The Fact That Internet Efficiency And Security Is A Wonderful Farce.

We collect - Those Individuals Mentioned Previously Tend To Collect Just About Anything They Can Get Their Hands On - Even Not Yet Processed Estates.

If you do not want to receive e-mail from us in the future, please let us know by Standing On Your Head With A Feather Duster In Your Butt And Reciting Any Of The More Popular National Anthems, As Well As The Inducties Oath To Any Secret Club You Might Consider Yourself A Part Of - Even If It Is Just Your Imagination.

From time to time, we make the e-mail addresses of those who access our site available to other reputable organizations whose products or services we think you might find interesting. If you do not want us to share your e-mail address with other companies or organizations, please let us know by Following The Previous Set Of Instructions, But Then Humming The Theme Song To Your Favorite Television Show After You Recite The Oath.

If you provide your mailing address; You Will Be Visited By The Mail Man.

Persons who supply us with their telephone numbers on-line Will Be Subject To Repeated And Constant Bother From Prank Calls Which Are Apparently Sanctioned From Various Governments And Sponsored By Popular Game Shows.

With respect to Ad Servers: We do not partner with or have special relationships with any ad server companies. Customers may prevent their information from being used for purposes other than those for which it was originally collected by performing the previously noted series of actions.

Consumers can access this information by realizing that their information really is Nothing Of Much Interest. Go Back To Your Homes There Is Nothing More To See Here.

With respect to security: There Is No Such Thing On The Internet. It Is A Myth And Will Apparently Continue To Be As Such.

If you feel that this site is not following its stated information policy, you may contact The Fan Mail Department Of Any Celebrity Or Pop Star On The Rise As Per Talent Shows.